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Burn Demotivational Poster

LIFE IS LIKE JALAPENOS - What you do today may burn your ass tomorrow ...

TAGS: life like jalapenos burn ass
Rating: 4.83/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 1:23 pm
4L poster... BUT 5L to you seeing as I said it in something of a Mexican accent and laughing my ass of afterwards XD

Books -

MEN OF THE 50'S - Pillars of sensitivity.

IS THERE A DOG? - The burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist.

TAGS: dyslexic existentialism dog god burning question rnr
Rating: 3.45/5

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Zed - September 12, 2009, 10:08 pm
Nahhh, if it was Nietche, the title should have been "Dog is dead".
RnR - September 15, 2008, 5:09 pm
...there is only causality
Sean - September 15, 2008, 3:16 pm
Hey, great picture and funny text. Kinda reminds me (the picture that is) about the Nietche poster about what "does't kill him turns immediately into mustache". My 5 didn't seem to give it a boost though. Ah well.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 15, 2008, 2:48 pm
That dog looks a lot like Nietzsche. Coincidence?

TROGDOR - He comes in the night.

TAGS: trogdor the burninator strongbad
Rating: 2.29/5

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funnyman37 - December 13, 2009, 3:54 pm
.............................................................................................................................................................................. but it's not night.
Charles - December 28, 2008, 11:13 am
He's not the only one! That does look pretty badass tho.


TAGS: 2am thing drunk quickie long burn vs short burn
Rating: 4.94/5

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Cubbybear - October 19, 2010, 10:16 am
I got 5 mins...Pfffttt!
GreyScorpion - October 19, 2010, 9:13 am
3 minutes, just sayin....5L


TAGS: ride your bike burns fat
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - March 28, 2012, 3:51 pm
That's what you get for not wearing your tinfoil helmet! But at least I don't always use my powers for pure evil intent, well sometimes...
spypengen - March 28, 2012, 9:30 am
I feel the need to ride my bike...Curse you subliminal messageing
Budog - March 27, 2012, 4:28 am
I love peddling my ass all over town...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 26, 2012, 7:40 pm
It also increases your health and totaly s*@ews the establishment :D

AND SO THIS IS - Christmas and what have you done

TAGS: mary lennon iwill burn forthis
Rating: 4.5/5

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crankyhead - December 16, 2011, 1:00 am


TAGS: burning bridges
Rating: 4.81/5

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Greybeard - August 28, 2012, 10:43 pm
Thank you. I have alot more ready to go... :)
Iconoclast - August 28, 2012, 5:19 pm
You've been a very prolific poster today. Thanks, they've been good. Made this one a Fav.

SOME PEOPLE - Just want to watch the world burn.

BURN THE WITCH! - Burn her!

TAGS: burn witch kill monty python
Rating: 2.22/5

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bucketheadfan - November 14, 2009, 1:40 pm
Adam - June 26, 2009, 3:09 pm
What else floats in water? APPLES! CHURCHES! Uhm, VERY SMALL ROCKS!
Robert the Bruce - May 8, 2009, 2:44 pm
So, logically, if she weighs the same as a duck she's made of wood. And therefore.... A WITCH.
rick - November 20, 2008, 10:37 am
..and what do you burn, apart from witches? MORE WITCHES!
ChairmanOfTheBored - November 12, 2008, 5:43 am
She turned me into a newt... ...I got better
Amaterasu - November 12, 2008, 5:42 am
Well, she looks like a witch!
forlorn - November 2, 2008, 11:15 am
but how do you knoooow she's a witch?
LogicDude - October 14, 2008, 3:34 pm
Build a bridge out of her!!!


TAGS: burns in burns out thai
Rating: 4.91/5

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Daniel Shortt - December 12, 2010, 8:42 pm
hot hot hot just what you need on the cold winter nights
Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 12:28 pm
I hear that
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 12:24 pm

kung POW maybe?


TAGS: happy rain sun shower burnt
Rating: 4.85/5

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holymoly - February 8, 2012, 12:34 pm
@Gary... tahnks for the GIMP tip.. I dont have shop either, and was hoping to find a good tool... the name is appropriate too
GaryO - February 8, 2012, 10:37 am
Ah yes, the smudge tool Those of us with zero budget for Photoshop, there’s a free program called GIMP It’s got tons of tools, more than my mind will conquer anyway, along with the smudge and rotate (at any angle) tools, etc. Love your work, cave
caveman - February 8, 2012, 10:18 am
cheer Gary, and i did use photoshop, i think it's the smudge tool if i'm not mistaken.
GaryO - February 8, 2012, 9:18 am
...and I should pay attention to spell check
GaryO - February 8, 2012, 9:17 am
n-i-c-e, thanks for showin' the way for us pre-noobs, cave. Did you use pohotshop, or just paint with GIMP touch up?
Greeny - February 8, 2012, 6:30 am
priorities, dude
caveman - February 8, 2012, 1:48 am
And to think, if only i put this much effort into my Uni work...
caveman - February 8, 2012, 1:13 am
pshhh, they wish they could afford me
Verdeckt - February 8, 2012, 1:08 am
You 5hould work for Hallmark

9 inch will please a lady -

TAGS: robert burns drawing women
Rating: 4.27/5

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mizzdizz - February 15, 2015, 10:21 pm
Why thank you, Emilio!
EmilioDumphque - February 15, 2015, 4:16 pm
Ahh...a woman with experience!
mizzdizz - February 15, 2015, 3:38 pm
---- but only if the owner knows how to properly please her! 5 haggis scarfing lions!
GaryO - February 15, 2015, 10:03 am
But can you sing the tune?! 'It's not the length that makes me loup But it's the double drivin.' Thnx for the ancient flashback, Em.

THE SCORNED - Why try to mend the world when you can sit back and watch it burn

I N C E N T I V E - Or feel the burn!


POOR SEAT - Melted an hour ago from the friction


ANOTHER ONE GONE TOO SOON - She burned the candle at both ends until it burned out

TAGS: amy winehouse burned out soon
Rating: 4.36/5

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tellitlikeitis - July 26, 2011, 10:39 pm
Hilarious, siblings?
Thunderstrike - July 25, 2011, 6:01 pm
A great entertainer like dear Mr. Richards deserves to hang around. What did Amy do again??
Kspace - July 24, 2011, 9:59 am
Keith Richards stopped shooting heroin and started freebasing embalming fluid sometime in the mid 1980s.
AdmiralAckbar - July 24, 2011, 4:32 am
The question is how Kieth Richards is still alive and she dies. She had to be one hardcore partier or she refused to sign the deal in blood.
AdmiralAckbar - July 24, 2011, 4:29 am
Wow this is just such a tragedy. Who would have thought that a young talented celebrity such as this would die so young...cough. I am trying here but I had her on my celebrity deathliest for last year.
Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 11:57 pm

man you beat me to this one. had it in my head since i heard the news. nice

THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE - I'm gonna let it shine

TAGS: burning monk
Rating: 4.66/5

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holymoly - February 9, 2012, 9:39 am
juxtaposition baby.... seriously though I have noting but respect for this guy. The physiology behind immolation is amazing.
Zetmonk - February 9, 2012, 5:07 am
Funny. That's a Christian song... ;-)
forseti - February 9, 2012, 2:50 am
Since 50 years this is one of the most powerful pictures ever taken. May Buddha bless you, Thich Quang Duc!
CloudchaserS - February 9, 2012, 12:19 am
"Your flesh will scorch, bathed in fire. Death will be your sweet release. Still you remain blind to truth. You are a pawn, the casualty of your people's doom" Behold Oblivion - Immolator
BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 7:35 pm
very g55d sir :)


TAGS: girls side burns sideburns punk grog drugs
Rating: 2.76/5

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Achie - May 7, 2009, 11:05 am
whats this poster saying..Girls have too much attitude already...throwing on all this bke shop Xmas tree decorations only makes the attitude look like a dumbass
HC-ftw - April 15, 2009, 10:50 am
Okay, two ugly bitches. But a girl with a hawk can look pretty fuckalicious I say. And I'm a straight girl...
Porcelina - March 25, 2009, 10:39 am
Porcelina - March 25, 2009, 10:38 am
If I try to read one more of ''purity''s comments I'm afraid my hear may explode x_x
Purity - March 25, 2009, 9:29 am
I gotta say... I do NOT fucking get why they do UGLY fucking piercings and those retarded sideburns and weird hair and piercings is my kinda style. Monroe piercings are THE FUGLIEST things EVER. And sadly, I like punkers but a lot of them are too doglike.
Wolfie - February 6, 2009, 10:26 am
Except maybe a girl without a fucked up face and the smile of a short bus reject

CHEMIST - if this is your work i have bad news for you!

NOT MY HOUSE - I'm homeless, asshole.


TAGS: lion man pride burning anger
Rating: 4.87/5

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TheOne - October 27, 2012, 5:10 pm
Approved. 5L.

WIN! - Who doesn't want to wake to the sizzle and smell of bacon? Best. Clock. EVER.

TAGS: but will it burn if i hit snooze
Rating: 3.37/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 3:41 pm
It wasn't a compliment derek. I'm not jew or an arab and I think bacon is gross and I think your comment was retarded too.
Derek - September 25, 2009, 4:58 am
I take this as a compliment, very kind ;-)
LogicDude - August 14, 2009, 8:24 am
Aggy made me ROFL..."Sir Signe" FTW!
BoneCD - August 14, 2009, 1:09 am
Hey Derek...ever heard of turkey bacon? On second thought, ever been to a grocery store with your mom?
agdaniele - August 13, 2009, 9:51 pm
LD, I'll take FIVE, please!
agdaniele - August 13, 2009, 9:50 pm
Derek, I dub thee "Sir Signe"
Derek - August 13, 2009, 9:15 pm
I dare say there would be some Jews and Arabs who don't.


TAGS: draft card burning vietnam war
Rating: 3.34/5

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Airman - December 1, 2011, 6:28 pm
now everyone was available based on your birthday. Most of the soldiers in Nam were drafted into the Army, thus the anti war protestors. You don't have that today because everyone enlisted who is in the military.
Airman - December 1, 2011, 6:25 pm
for those who weren't around from 1963 to 1969, you were subject to the Vietnam draft after high school. You could get a deferment if you went to college. Which when you think about it, wasn't fair at all. so the dumped it and went to a lottery system
Reality Lord - December 1, 2011, 5:31 pm

the man has the right site. the poster is epic. the voter is a douche. 5L'd dude....and i'm heading off to the vote logs to see if the hammer comes out :)
Capt. Morgan - December 1, 2011, 9:20 am
I think the site you are looking for is Politifake.org
mariand - November 30, 2011, 4:20 pm
like I've said so many times... some people just don't get it...
gas - November 30, 2011, 3:55 pm
that shouldn't be so low rated, it deserves twice 5 lions

BURNING SENSATION - If symptoms persist, consult your physician


TAGS: x mas santa sad burn fire christ merry
Rating: 4.16/5

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CANADA - December 3, 2009, 7:08 pm
because it was hollow it probably burn in like 10 minutes
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 6:00 pm
I saw like zero fire trucks and zero streams of water to put out the fire. 5 b/c it's hilarious.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:27 pm
Wow! The tour started out a bit slow, but what a finish! 5Ls
rerun - December 3, 2009, 11:51 am

Guess it is a good thing I am Jewish.
GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 11:49 am
Yep, Merry [email protected] Christmas
rerun - December 3, 2009, 11:46 am

santa is dead?

Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing, Z'nourrwringmm -

TAGS: monty python holy grail knight king arthurs court shrubbery ni it burns us silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - September 27, 2013, 8:01 pm

I'd like to see that! I've hit a snag on the 'bring out your dead' poster, can't find a decent quality pic
spacedog - September 27, 2013, 7:45 pm
HA! I've thought about doing one on the original "red wedding" when Lancelot goes berserk. Nice one 5ilver.
Silverheart - September 27, 2013, 3:31 pm

As you wish
MissPriss - September 27, 2013, 2:32 pm
best movie ever...a 5l do onenow bout the bring out yer dead...pwetty please...for a gal in pain.bats her eyelashes and pouts.




TAGS: calender nuns hell burn cubby
Rating: 4.16/5

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agdaniele - February 8, 2011, 10:38 pm
Love the caption! 5L


TAGS: sunburn cream
Rating: 4.15/5

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djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 8:59 pm
yeah, and then the fever, the nauseas... I look at her and my head turns!! xx
rnbw00 - April 26, 2011, 8:10 pm
I once had a sunburn that bad. A breeze blew over me, and that hurt.
fascistfrenchman - October 20, 2010, 8:24 am
Instead of laying in bed, you decided to lay in the sun. Now we're both miserable :(

IF STRESS BURNED CALORIES - I would be a damn supermodel ...

TAGS: stress burned calories supermodel doughnuts
Rating: 4.13/5

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MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 11:23 am
post to hot chick



TAGS: smithers release the clowns yes sir mr burns
Rating: 3.56/5

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agdaniele - April 5, 2009, 9:53 pm
... I'll take that stray 's' back, thank you.
agdaniele - April 5, 2009, 9:52 pm
You s always have a feel for what's good... even if there may be contradiction. That is dedication to the craft.
Sean - April 5, 2009, 9:18 pm
I'm such a hypocrite. I actually prefer mimes to clowns (except rodeo clowns -- those dudes are way brave), and yet I couldn't resist doing this poster. Although I guess mimes are preferred in the sense that I hate clowns way more.
agdaniele - April 5, 2009, 7:19 pm
Bring 'em!

NO WORDS CAN DESCRIBE IT. - So beautiful... They should have sent a poet.

TAGS: greatness burn fire twilight sucks poet
Rating: 3.5/5

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HETHCOX25RAIDER - May 12, 2010, 1:15 am
u got that right

EPIC BURN - Apparently his mom really is such a fat, old bitch, last time she went to the beach Noah had to build an Arc!

TAGS: epic burn
Rating: 2.67/5

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FIRE IN THE HOLE - Nothing like running naked through the fire


TAGS: burn her
Rating: 5/5

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guttermouth - March 31, 2011, 9:40 pm
Zreiser - December 8, 2010, 4:15 pm
ROCKS!! little tiny ones... sooooo classic! Noobs, take notes.x
fascistfrenchman - December 2, 2010, 8:20 am
Churches! Churches!
Jackl - November 30, 2010, 4:53 pm
a duck
Paladin609 - November 18, 2010, 6:54 am
TheOne - November 13, 2010, 11:45 am
a small blow-up pool...?
abbadon101 - November 13, 2010, 8:25 am
agdaniele - November 12, 2010, 7:53 pm
great gravy?
Reality Lord - November 12, 2010, 5:35 pm

...a duck?
LogicDude - November 12, 2010, 4:02 pm
Very small rocks!


TAGS: dirty pillows burn hell cubby
Rating: 4.57/5

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madmd - March 14, 2011, 10:35 am
I think they're really balloons, I see complete blue through the shirt.
guyfox - March 13, 2011, 4:15 pm
they're so huge they can't be natural
Cubbybear - March 12, 2011, 10:28 pm
Why not?
guyfox - March 12, 2011, 7:21 pm
they can't be real can they?

PAYDAY - Parties. Clubs. Cinema. Alcohol. I've got money to burn. Oh snap! Forgot my bills again.


TAGS: hun rules pillage then burn
Rating: 3.88/5

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Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 4:45 pm
Who say Hagar the Horrible has all the answers...or that dreadful Conan O'brien.
Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 4:43 pm
An important lesson for young barbarians everywhere. 5/5

FARTING NEAR AN OPEN FLAME - Just because you are a cute girl, doesn't mean your gas can't be dangerous.


KILL IT WITH FIRE!! - #1 secret to getting rid of BELLY-FAT No pills, no excersizes, just FIRE!!

OPTIONS - Sometimes they are limited

TAGS: love burn jesus christ options limited
Rating: 3.2/5

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camden - October 20, 2009, 3:48 pm

BURNOUT KING - Smoke it up

Burn? -

TAGS: pinhead burn
Rating: 5/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - August 24, 2013, 2:38 pm
What parent wouldn't give this to their child? Oh, what wonders I have to show you, ha, ha, ha!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2013, 8:19 pm
Dude, what parent would give this to their child?!?


PREPARATION-H - The Hemorrhoid Cream That Really Works.

AUBURN R.O.T.C. - FINALLY, they have a new virtual combat simulator!

RL'S EMERGENCY RESPONSE - "They say the best thing to do when ya see'n some trouble happenin' is call 911. I believe it best quicker to call .357"

TAGS: rl burnside
Rating: 3.41/5

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DESERT-EAGLE... - ...for the times you don`t know what`s worse...the actual movie or this ending...

TAGS: twilight gay gun eyeburner click
Rating: 1.73/5

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holymoly - February 29, 2012, 2:36 pm
never thought I'd be the one to post a comment like this but.... lame tunnel of a good poster... tunnels=1

Literally Vs. Figuratively -

TAGS: el james burn in hell
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 19, 2015, 12:37 pm
Very clever! I enjoyed the books, but they are cotton candy for the perverted part of your brain. Nice slam! 5L
GaryO - February 18, 2015, 11:49 pm
good stuff here

Nice Shot, you little sh*t -

TAGS: kid in burnet county
Rating: 5/5

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tatespa - October 3, 2013, 1:36 pm
LOL!!! The antlers must have been the hardest to get through!!!
MissPriss - October 1, 2013, 11:37 am
Thanks Ugs...I 5L'd so hard I think I blew a stitch...oh doctor!



TAGS: when they go bad relationships burn everything around you
Rating: 4.82/5

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5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 8:22 pm
yep, the old "thigh high" gimmick.... Gets them every time. (huh Aggie?)
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:18 pm
And trying to escape in an open field with thigh highs on... nothing could be more fun to chase.
rerun - November 8, 2010, 7:18 pm

5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 6:05 pm
Gracias. I am feeling a little more dark today than normal.
flint - November 8, 2010, 5:57 pm
very nice indeed! 5l from me...
spacedog - November 8, 2010, 5:44 pm
Very nice 5150.


WHAT I IF TOLD YOU - That you read the title wrong?

TAGS: matrix laurence fishburne
Rating: 4.7/5

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Verdeckt - May 19, 2012, 1:33 am
Arrrrrgh! Get out of my head


Kill It -

TAGS: kill crush burn camper
Rating: 5/5

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curlyrocks - September 20, 2013, 7:50 pm
I want one, then I'm going to put it on a barge, It'll be the greatest house boat of all time.
lgvernon - September 20, 2013, 7:45 pm

It should be Metallic Peat like the Family Truckster in Vacation.
Reality Lord - September 20, 2013, 7:28 pm

i wantz one

Burning Bridges -

TAGS: fear burn bridge keep in
Rating: 4.76/5

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mariand - June 17, 2013, 4:58 pm
yeah...that's so true...if I'd only knew it a few years earlier... I would haven't burnt the bridge to keep HER in... hehehe


TAGS: burnt out strike anywhere tth
Rating: 4.71/5

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spacedog - August 1, 2010, 1:53 pm
Beauty! 5L
Sean - August 1, 2010, 1:35 pm
Good thing he kept his damn flaming to hisself, eh? Could a been quite the massacre. 5.
agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 1:33 pm
I love it today! Crew is taking hold of the submissions... it's almost like we're back in the roaring 2009's!
rerun - August 1, 2010, 10:51 am

I may have to add those to my tags as well....
TheTrashHeap - August 1, 2010, 10:49 am
Thanks Rerun. The Hebrew He-man, The Yiddish Yoda.
rerun - August 1, 2010, 10:25 am

fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic.


TAGS: angry burn beer liquid
Rating: 4.69/5

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CommonSenseIsUncommon - August 24, 2011, 7:06 pm
Hank Hill quote.


TAGS: ego fuel burning smoke shame
Rating: 4.56/5

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spacedog - November 6, 2012, 10:06 am
Thanks guys
Sho - November 6, 2012, 7:08 am
Oh 5nap *takes notes*
Reality Lord - November 6, 2012, 6:31 am

fived and fav'd. awesomeness.


TAGS: f22 afterburner
Rating: 4.38/5

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agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:31 am
Missed al-qaeda by THAT much!

FEEL THE BURN! - Feel it!

TAGS: burn
Rating: 4.36/5

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devotion -


TAGS: follow cult burn embrace
Rating: 4.18/5

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GaryO - August 4, 2012, 8:07 pm
I wonder why.........
Chrysophase2003 - August 4, 2012, 7:45 pm
That's strange. I was raised in a house. We visited a church. We were taught a religion. We rejected the religion. We were ejected from the church. We then went back to a house.
SteveFurlong - August 3, 2012, 8:04 pm
A church is something you're raised in. A cult is something you join.
Sho - August 3, 2012, 7:06 pm
Using all the hate as fuel :D. And thx everyone
rerun - August 3, 2012, 5:04 pm

I gave every jecampbell75 poster posted a 5L....oh wait, there are NO jecampbell75 posters posted. I guess that means jecampbell75 can criticize but not create. I am sure however that any work jecampbell75 will be stellar, I think 4chan wants you back
crankyhead - August 3, 2012, 4:00 pm
Mr. Campbell, please step off that pretty pink Hello Kitty pedestal of yours, and help yourself to a free clue. =)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2012, 2:53 pm
I agree with Gas....If jecampbell1175 can show us something better...I'd like to see it. Make posters or GTFO....We don't need your negativity.
gas - August 3, 2012, 2:45 pm
signed, gas
- August 3, 2012, 2:40 pm
How many Sho's posters have you seen? You shouldn't judge someone's work so roughly based on one or two you didn't like.. especially when you haven't done any.
jecampbell75 - August 3, 2012, 2:22 pm
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jecampbell75 - August 3, 2012, 2:21 pm
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jecampbell75 - August 3, 2012, 2:18 pm
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jecampbell75 - August 3, 2012, 2:18 pm
Cool picture but unrelated. Poem (if it can be called that) is ridiculous and juvenile. Theme is contrived sappy-goth dark wanna be. No, I didn't like it.
Chrysophase2003 - August 2, 2012, 9:41 pm
Good one. What's the difference between a church and a cult? Funding.
Sho - August 2, 2012, 11:03 am
Only if you favorite the poster first
pickleviper - August 2, 2012, 8:59 am
I am a good zombie, master. See, I gives you 5L. Am I to be rewarded with brains?


TAGS: golden shower fireworks burning
Rating: 3.21/5

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agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 8:51 pm
Yes! But, at that point... what with dead nerve endings and all. At least you didn't use the "stung by a jellyfish" excuse in the restroom at a seafood restaurant.
MrRandom - December 17, 2009, 8:50 pm
Yes, I'm sure thats your reason.
GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 8:48 pm
she had to piss on me to put the fire out!!!
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 8:46 pm
Not as fun as I'd been led to believe.
GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 8:41 pm
Burns hell!! it leaves blisters!! 5 Black Cats


TAGS: burnt my marshmallows
Rating: 3.1/5

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forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:53 pm
ARSCH-mallows would have been a 5....
Budog - September 30, 2010, 5:29 pm
Now the are definitely Stay Puffed...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 2:23 pm
In that case.......keep your junk out of the fire...2L

THAT 70'S HEARTBURN - Plop-plop, fizz-fizz, ohh what a relief it is . . .

BONFIRE - Witches just taste too damn good

XBOX 360 WILL EAT YOUR FFXIII - Please insert disc 2---- Nom nom nom ---- Please insert XBOX 360 disc

TAGS: xbox360 ffxiii ps3 laser burn
Rating: 1.82/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 4, 2009, 12:13 am
More importantly, why are you making tunnels? Douche!
Woodywood03a - August 4, 2009, 12:01 am
why are you dising Final Fantasy?



TAGS: employment burn bridges aggy
Rating: 4.81/5

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ICEMAN - February 4, 2011, 6:39 pm
5 cement shoes
Shaq123 - February 4, 2011, 2:55 pm
Awesome Poster dude...
coldinjected - February 4, 2011, 1:56 pm
I thought that was a heck of a reference.


TAGS: burn baby burn crankyhead
Rating: 4.75/5

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falloutghoul - August 21, 2011, 4:55 pm
I'd say. This is HOT! (nyuk nyuk nyuk)
5150monkeylove - October 6, 2010, 11:41 am
You, sir, are on a roll!
Neener - October 6, 2010, 8:27 am
bikini and fire. Doesn't get much better!


TAGS: sweaty itchy internal burns flammable
Rating: 4.5/5

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GeorgiZhukov - October 22, 2010, 12:35 am
Ouch, been there done that my friend. I feel your pain.


TAGS: firecrakcer tribute poster burns cubby
Rating: 4.5/5

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culos - March 5, 2011, 4:15 pm
LMAO???? Is that an Ity quote I'm not aware off?
Cubbybear - March 4, 2011, 9:07 pm
"Al contadino non far sapere quanto è buono il cacio con le pere."
Cubbybear - March 4, 2011, 9:39 am
I'm lost in translation.
agdaniele - March 4, 2011, 7:33 am
culos - March 1, 2011, 9:12 am
"Quella destinata per te, nessuno la prenderà" and "Quel che non ammazza, ingrassa"
Cubbybear - March 1, 2011, 9:07 am
A fan I see...welcome to the club. muy caliente!
agdaniele - March 1, 2011, 6:51 am
I suoi piedi sono a terra, ma è puro paradiso


MODESTY - Arsonist? No, I just don't like the holidays.




TAGS: montana fishburne pornstar daughter regret
Rating: 4.32/5

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trader4 - October 31, 2010, 11:22 pm
those are some big melons but you might want to clean the mold off them
Occupo Noctis - August 30, 2010, 9:54 am
Mold.. and spreading.. *barfs*
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 8:39 am
culos - August 30, 2010, 5:12 am
Spoken like two real experts! Btw is that a tat under her left tit or is it mold?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2010, 12:47 am
so many ass pimples...ewww
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 12:24 am
Her dad can take comfort in the fact that she's yawn inducing on film. It's more a sex tape than a porno film. Porn films have lighting and cameramen.


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - That's a lot of o's you got there. (But not as many as I gave your wife last night)

TAGS: mooooooooooooooooooo tribute day burned
Rating: 4.08/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 4, 2010, 11:56 pm
Leave the wife out of it please. You may insult my sister if you want.
Faceplant31 - June 4, 2010, 9:57 pm
Burn, now thats some funny shiot right there


TAGS: belated bart burn enjoy kill kill kill
Rating: 4.07/5

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Bartimaeus - June 3, 2010, 5:06 pm
Beautiful. Just beautiful. 5/5

ANONYMOUS2 - Just like a sharp-dressed man, he's just lookin' for some tush, but he never found the chicks that like to do the tube steak boogie, much less touch him with a ten foot pole.

TAGS: self burn
Rating: 3.83/5

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CANADA - March 27, 2010, 3:06 pm
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 12:44 am
Or, reservations.
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 12:42 am
I have my reservationa about you... I have a few anon friends, but am aprehensive about anon in general... but, this was pure genius in it's humility. Huge.
Anonymous2 - March 27, 2010, 12:40 am
Thanks, Agdaniele.
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 12:16 am
5L on the self-hit.


BUTT SON BURNER - Yes Jeremy, I get it. It stopped being funny after ther first 100 times. You know the drill. I'll pull the car around you get the medical card.

TAGS: bunson burner day
Rating: 3.8/5

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Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 11:35 am
ROR! Nice!

CAMPING - it's more fun with friends

I WOULD RATHER SEE... - All my money burn then have to give any to that vendictive bitch in the divorce!



TAGS: mexican sunburn
Rating: 3/5

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Derek - February 1, 2010, 6:41 pm
Did they all have to eat so much?!

EPIC BURN - It's a lucky thing your mom's mouth is powerful enough to suck just about anything through aluminum.

TAGS: epic burn mom
Rating: 2.92/5

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QUESTIONS - Some are better left unanswered.